Writer's Block: Collect 'em all

[rogerdoger]

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I collect things that are blue. Pretty much anything that is blue. I use to collect things that were shinny, but obviously that’s ridiculous, because so many things are shinny, and are often much more expensive than things that are just blue. Collecting blue things has kept my collection a lot more manageable, although lately there has been a tendency for things which are nearly blue to creep in. I found a towel the other day that in a certain light was a perfect blue, but on later inspection it was probably more a purple. I must say its things like this that can ruin a perfectly good blue collection and leave people wondering, why does he have all this shit.